out of the mouths of the boys

Two nights ago:

James had just left to go on a ride along with Doug and Gabe was already down for bed but Nolan was fighting it a bit...he was wearing a cute pair of footie pjs with dogs and firetrucks on them. I had him on my lap when he started letting out some "toots" (sorry if this is TMI for some...and if so, stop reading)

After letting a few big ones go, he kept looking at me and laughing.

Me: did you toot?!?!

Nolan: no (laughing)

Me:did mommy toot?!?! (by the way, I never do)

Nolan: no! (still laughing)

Nolan: (thinking) ....Doggy toot! (pointing to a dog on his pjs) uh huh uh huh uh huh



I guess we have already taught him to pass blame, lol.



Last week:

I found a few VHS tapes in the garage and decided to go through them. I found a few episodes of Seinfeld, Dawsons creek, CSI. I also found my tape from when I was preggo with Gabe, it was my ultrasound tape. So I put it on and Gabe was fascinated with it. He kept saying "Thats me! I am moving my arm!!" "Look how cute I am!" He watched the whole thing and was just in awe.


A few hours later it was time to wake James up (he was on nights) So Gabe was telling James all about the tape, saying "I used to listen to you guys talk when I was in mommies belly" and "I used to be funny in mommies belly."

And then he said, "And when it was time to come out, I told the doctors I was ready and I climbed out mommies throat!"..................................Gabe was very proud of himself for making this statement.

James and I quickly changed the subject and are in the process of figuring out what exactly to say. Any ideas of what to say?!?